Alright, I've returned for a short while, the reason for my absence being the tragic crashing of my computer TT_TT....

So, any updates?

In the meantime, the HEROIC SURVEY!

1. Only you can save the world! Why the hell is that; what is your SUPAH POWAH. (Give yourself a snazzy moniker, while you're at it.)


Uh, I am Tarrasque! I can....control earth and rocks! And I have super strength!



2. No hero's journey is complete without the presence of an awesome sidekick! Are they only awesome in that their loser-ness highlights your awesomeness? Whatever the case may be, describe him/her/it to me.


My sidekick is Apophis, with the ability to become a serpent! By, day, he works in a cubicle, by night SUPAHPOWAHSNAKETHING.



3. I lied; you're actually not that awesome. With that in mind, why DOES your sidekick follow you around like that?


Uh....We're roommates and I told him to!



4. Obviously, no self-respecting villain is going to let you have your heroic way in all this saving-the-world crap. Name and describe the dastardly fiend who leaps forward to stop you!

Niddhogg, the King that Crawls and Lord of All-Encompassing Darkness. He works at a bank and wears taped-together glasses.



5. And what, exactly, is the villain's evil, evil goal?


At prom I threw the punch bowl at him and he was humiliated in front of the entire school! Now he seeks revenge for my dastardly deeds!



6. A hero is not a hero without a love interest. Describe the role your Significant Other (imaginary or real) would play in your world-saving escapades...if they're even aware of them, that is.


UH, Jordan. He critiques movies. And makes me pie. He has no idea of my adventures UNTIL the dastardly Niddhogg takes him HOSTAGE!



7. You have a magical weapon, bequeathed to you by the gods/the government/your parents/a rock out of which ONLY YOU could extract said weapon. What is it, what is its Snazzy Moniker, and what makes it so special?


I was BEQUEATHED Dirge, the bane of all dragonkin! It's a 2yard long broad sword with a serrated edge, and grows more powerful the more blood its enemies shed.


8. Every quest to save the world involves some sort of mystical glowy object of some sort. Both you and the villain need it in order to ultimately fulfill your respective goals, whatever they may be. What's the Mystical Object called, what is its function (does it grant wishes? Immortality?, Unlimited power?), and how can it be obtained?


It it SHINY, therefore, by video game rules, it is IMPORTANT. Uhhh, it is MagusDracana, which has the power to change the world in its owners vision! AKA, if you want a world made of cupcakes or something, it happns. If you intend to be the High Overlord of all that lives, so be it.



9. IT'S THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY. The final battle. It's just you and the villain now! How does it go?


BOOM! HEADSHOT! I use my earth powers to mae rock needles and make a gattling gun out of them!



10. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU SAVED HYRULE AND YOU ARE A REAL HERO. How do you wrap up your epic adventure?



GAINED 2898789708706760807 EXP! You are now LVL 2!



THE END. You and your lady/ladly love lived happily ever after. Unless of course you killed him/her off somewhere down the line in your adventure, in which case you are a bastard and don't deserve to live happily ever after anyway.